shitthesignssay:

Let’s be frank,
we’re all creepy strangers on the internet that don’t know shit about each other.
Reblog with your birthday so your followers know when to send you some nice birthday themed hate mail!
or you could get them a zodiac present :)

shitthesignssay:

Let’s be frank,

we’re all creepy strangers on the internet that don’t know shit about each other.

Reblog with your birthday so your followers know when to send you some nice birthday themed hate mail!

or you could get them a zodiac present :)


sknorrblog:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

ok but imagine a society where all the engineering was done with pool noodles. everything made out of pool noodles. society of pool noodles. 


snorlaxatives:

*phones at 1% battery*

*becomes Olympic gymnast and quadruple back handsprings to phone charger*


scaredpotter:

"i don’t have time to start reading that book" [opens 200k fic]


megmcmuffins:

crowley-for-king:

killedmycatatemytailor:

yaridansei19:

thederpunicorn:

Deadpool Movie Test Footage Official

Proof that God is real

I NEED IT


disneytasthic:

wdcharacters:

She looks so scared haha

I love her face! Oh my gosh! I love how her smile just DROPS!


whisperingf0rests:

artbymoga:

Most importantly: you’re stronger than you think.

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES


Reblog / posted 21 hours ago via enitari · © gamko with 40,648 notes
gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.


ryanvallejo:

korralight:

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okay so coral blue number 5 semi gloss lipstick

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exists

i want it and i don’t even wear lipstick


D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

twistedviper:

raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

(Source)

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If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead


littlestpetdjpinkie:

When people with bad grammar try to insult you like

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So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim

spectacledotter:

karlosmadera:

I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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this guy is playing skyrim correctly


adraughtofamortentia:

supermoclel:

are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares 

I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.



  • Me:What if I watch Pacific Rim again?
  • Me:I don't need to watch Pacific Rim again.
  • Me:I'm going to watch Pacific Rim again.