bilboh:

one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”


stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE




dotjpg:

emsuzz:

psychedelic-noodles:

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

My heart can’t handle this I’m going to bed

THEY RESCUED THE KITTY AND HUGGED IT OH GOD

Welp. it’s only 11:30 and I’m emotionally compromised for the rest of the day. 

Oh God, he put the kitten on his glove!

I swear to god I tear up every time this crosses my dash.




annmariexrose:

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.


fehopeasant:

"Drum major, is your band ready?"

"I don’t know, let me check."

*walks up to every band member and personally asks if they’re ready*


  • What girls say:I'm fine
  • What girls mean:I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

octobootle:

when you think your cramps are finished but then

image


jedavu:

Gorgeous artworks by T.S. Claire


faketual:

Putting a dinosaur does not make up for it Google Chrome

faketual:

Putting a dinosaur does not make up for it Google Chrome


dullaidan:

i love vines and super short videos cause its like “man this video is only 4 seconds how much could happen in 4 seconds” so much man So Much


slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”